Friday, August 29, 2003
My mother once told me ….
When you grow up related to half the population of a small town, you have no fear of strangers – they are just your relatives. Our street, a dead end street, had about a dozen houses. One house was ours and four others were relatives. Two of these houses were my grandparents, Memere & Pepere lived at the bottom of the hill, Grammy & Grampy lived across the street at the top of the hill. At less than 5 years of age, I would frequently “visit” my relatives, of course, never telling Mom I was leaving the yard. Mom managed to solve the problem by creating a harness/leash and tying me to the fence in the yard.
The leash worked great at keeping me in the yard, while at home. The problems came in when we would visit my grandparents. When we visited Memere, I would run to the top of the hill and visit Grammy. While visiting Grammy, I ran to the bottom of the hill to visit Memere. Stubborn child that I was, I insisted on visiting where ever my Mom was not visiting.
After several weeks my Mom finally caught me running up the hill to visit Grammy and proceeded to lecture me about the dangers of the world. Her very understandable instructions were “When I’m at the top of the hill, you are not to run to the bottom of the hill. When I’m at the bottom of the hill, you are not to run to the top of the hill.” Wanting to be certain I understood exactly what she was saying, she asked me to repeat her instruction, which I did. She then asked “What are you going to do the next time.” With a very straight-laced face, I told her I would walk. Even at that tender age, I was a smart-ass. After all, she didn’t mention walking, just that I couldn’t run up and down the hill.
Mom, chuckled the whole time she told me of this incident. When I came out with my reply, all she could do at that time, was turn around and laugh. That was when she realized, I was going to take after her side of the family – a family of quick-witted practical jokers.
Monday, August 25, 2003
My questions came from Subversity
The rules of the Interview Game ...
- Leave a comment saying you want to be interviewed.
- I'll reply and give you five questions to answer.
- You'll update your web-log with the five questions answered.
- You'll include this explanation.
- You ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed. And it just keeps going, and going, and going.
Here are your five questions ...
1. What's the best gift you've ever received?
I sit here pondering this question simply because I’ve received many excellent gifts over the years. Now that I’ve mentally inventoried all the gifts I have been given, one gift stands out as the best anyone could ever give or receive but is not sold in any store – the gift of life.
2. What's your favorite book of all time?
This one is easy – The Stand by Stephen King. I’ve read the original twice and
the unabridged version once. Until the good vs. evil came into the story line, the book was too close to what can happen in reality!
3. Name something you've always wanted to do but didn't have time for.
I can’t say I didn’t have “time” for anything I have wanted to do. If there is something I really want to do, I’ll make the time. It’s usually needing funds that will keep me from doing things. I would love to travel more frequently, go to school for culinary arts, learn to pilot a plane. While I have the time for these things, they also require money.
4. If you could change something about yourself what would it be?
My shoe size! I have BIG feet!!! Of course, if my feet were smaller, they would look out of proportion and probably not support my large bone structure. However, it would be so nice to be able to walk into any shoe department and find shoes in my size. To date, there are only two stores where I can buy shoes. One has a small selection of inexpensive shoes. The other is a specialty shoe store, with a large selection and high prices to match.
5. Tell us something about you that would surprise us.
I read these questions Friday morning before leaving for Ohio. This was the one question that stayed in my mind all weekend! There are things that would surprise some people but not all people. Probably the only thing that would surprise everyone is knowing I have gone into a bar and ordered a glass of milk!! As I recall it, this even surprised the bartender!!!! What can I say, I just didn’t feel like drinking that night. Now has everyone recovered from that shock? Well if not, prepare yourself for the next shock, in high school I was know as “sweet and innocent”. My first look at a Playgirl magazine was with my hands over my eyes.
Sunday, August 24, 2003
The Pope
Circle I Limbo
Greens
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Bill Clinton
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Libertarians
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Democrats
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Republicans, Uday Hussein, Qusay Hussein
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Saddam Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands
Osama bin Laden
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Tuesday, August 19, 2003
Sunday, August 17, 2003
Thursday, August 07, 2003
Recently my mailbox was inundated with e-mails insisting the Pledge of Allegiance wording "under God" should remain and boycotting companies that refuse recognize this wording. Since I refuse to inflict my beliefs upon friends and family, I thought a response in my Blog would be a more appropriate venue for voicing my opinions.
While listening to the news one day, I heard the ORIGINAL, Pledge of Allegiance. What we recite today is not the original pledge. I searched and found a history of the Pledge of Allegiance . The words "under God" were added to the pledge in 1954 when the Knights of Columbus (a Roman Catholic organization) campaigned to create a combination pledge AND public prayer.
I was raised in a devout Roman Catholic home, complete with enrollment in Roman Catholic schools. As a non-practicing Roman Catholic, I do not believe the words "under God" belong in ANY government documents. Whatever happened to the separation of Church and State? Then again, as a Roman Catholic we are taught our allegiance is to God. So why are we pledging to a flag? In my opinion that is no different than worshiping a golden calf.
One reason settlers came to the “new world” was religious persecution. What right do we have to force others to pray to a God they may not believe exists? Not everyone believes in the same God, or even in a God. This is a case where “majority” does not rule but the premise for which this country was founded DOES rule. That premise is RELIGIOUS FREEDOM. I, for one, will not force others into adhering to MY religious beliefs!
As for the flood of e-mails, I will not respond to each. However, I will respond with a link to my Blog. If friends and family do not care for my opinions, then they should not force theirs upon anyone else.
Monday, August 04, 2003
While out and about saturday, I was looking for matching shower and window curtains. I have come to the conclusion they are a figment of my imagination! At Walmart, I decided to settle on a pleated shade with a burgundy valance that will match my current shower curtain. Now Walmart is not on my list of favorite stores, I shop there ONLY as a last resort! Saturday's experience reminded me why I hate this store!! First, there were no shopping carts available. The store was crowded but the employees had atleast 50 carts tied up with merchandise they were moving around. My philosphy is, if you want me to buy items, provide a cart so I can carry them! Second, were the screaming kids running rampant in the store. Parents, watch your kids, not everyone thinks they are adorable. Third, inconsiderate shoppers blocking aisles, cutting you off without so much as an "excuse me". Fourth, when I went into the store, my patience was almost non-existent. By the time I reached the checkout lines, waited for 10 minutes and the line still had not moved, my patience left completely. I threw my hands up, said "Fuck it", leaving my cart, in line, I walked out of the store - empty handed! I could understand if this was the first time I had this experience at Walmart, but it's not! Every time I have gone into this store, I have the same problems. Are all Walmarts like this?!?!?! This particular store is located next to Buckland Hills Mall. The area department stores (Ames, KMart, Bradlees) have all closed because of losing business to Walmart. The only deparment store left is a KMart in a neighboring town. Yes, I went to that KMart and from the looks of their shelves, they won't be around much longer.
Tuesday, July 29, 2003
For dinner, I am making a VERY STONG Margarita, curl up in front of the TV and call it night already!!!
1. Do not get up at 5:00 AM to be ready for movers at 8:00 AM. They rarely show up on time!
2. Do not have your phone disconnected until the day AFTER your move!!!
3. When scheduling a move for 8:00 AM, expect the movers to show up between 9:00 - 10:00 AM. If they haven't show up by 10:00 AM, CALL THEM, unless you don't have a phone handy. In that case, knock on doors until you do find a working phone.
4. When calling the movers, make sure they have a phone number to return your call after they find the dispatcher (he was unloading MY truck). Of course, it didn't make any difference, but atleast I knew WHY they were late. Apparently a house closing fell through on friday and they couldn't unload the truck until Monday morning.
5. When the movers finally arrive at 2:00 PM, and there are only TWO guys, instead of FOUR -- JUMP, SCREAM, THROW A TEMPER TANTRUM -- anything until you get the four people you are paying to move you!! Your hourly rate does not decrease simply because they sent you 1/2 the manpower.
6. It takes two men (hustling their butts) 3.0 HOURS to move 4 rooms, 150 yds. to the elevator, 2.5 to 3 rooms down the elevator and another 100 yds. to the truck! Finally four more guys show up and it takes 6 men, 1.0 hrs to move 1 room down the elevator and the 100 yds. to the truck. Finally it takes 1.5 hrs for 6 men to move 4 rooms, 30 ft. from the truck into the new apartment!
For those of you doing the math, the move STARTED at 2:00 PM and ended about 10:00 PM!!!
Needless to say, I was exhausted by the time they finished! I had cleaned as much of the apartment as possible, while they were moving furniture and boxes. After finding shower curtains and hanging them over the windows in the bathroom and den, I called it quits for the night. Located my pillows and blanket and fell onto the futon mattress. Well, being exhausted still doesn't turn off the ears when sleeping in a new apartment for the first time. I woke with every little squeak last night.
About 6:00 AM, I crawled out of bed and started the coffee brewing (yes, I KNEW where that was!). While having my coffee, I got my computer and TV set up and ready for the cable guy (no, not Jim Carey) arrive this afternoon. At 8:30 or so, I was back out the door and ready to finish cleaning the old apartment and bring Smokey (the kitty) to the new apartment. Today was spent washing walls, floors, cabinets, breaking down and trashing unused boxes, loading the car with all the cleaning stuff I needed for today and the kitty! I got back to the new apartment about 2:30 PM and I have been very slowly locating needed items for bathroom, kitchen etc.
The cable guy showed up about 3:15 (YIPPEE) and got everything set up for my TV and internet. It's now after 6:00 and I think I have earned a nice long soak in a hot bubble bath!!!
Sunday, July 27, 2003
Move II
In less than 24 hrs. Manchester Moving & Storage will empty one apartment and fill another! Currently, my waterbed is in the process of draining :( I wish I could say I had peaceful sleep on my waterbed one last time but I didn't. My wrist (carpal tunnel) was hurting when I went to sleep and my neck hurt when I woke up. I'm getting too old (no comments!) to keep changing apartments.
Marsha & Becky stopped by yesterday to help pack up the kitchen. Even after tossing out items I don't use, I STILL had 4 very large boxes filled with dinnerware, stemware, baking pans, platters and pots. There is one box just for kitchen utensil and cutlery!! Looking at those boxes someone might get the idea, I like to cook and love kitchen items. I'm probably one of the few women that would drool over getting a gift like a microwave or toaster oven...
When Marsha & Becky left, so did Binky. I haven't heard from Marsha yet, but I do hope Binky is adjusting to her new home. We know Binky will hide for atleast a couple of days, only coming out for food and litter box. She probably did a little exploring last night, while Marsha was sleeping.
Debbie called yesterday with good news for me. Demitasse has a home!!!! Debbie's neighbor has a pet sitting service and also a cat. At the moment, she is puppy sitting a Golden Retriever, in her home, otherwise Marhsa would have dropped Demi off last night. Instead, Debbie will pick up Demi later today.
Hey Victoria, I've found a great diet and exercise program --- MOVING! In the last 2 weeks, I've lost 10 lbs. without trying. Of course, it will probably find me as soon as I'm done moving.
Well, I'm back to finishing up the packing while the bed is draining. The more I have packed, the more the movers will move and the less I have to move in my car!!!
Friday, July 25, 2003
The Move!
While looking over the lease, I noticed in big letters "NO WATERBEDS". Before my landlord bought the apartments, there had been a problem with termites. The termites are gone and the building is sound but he doesn't want to chance the weight of the bed. He hasn't had the time/funds to replace the hardwood floors. He didn't think to mention it before (not a lot of people have waterbeds) and it never crossed my mind when looking at the apartment. Next week, I get go buy a box spring, mattress and frame. Oooo I just realized I need to buy sheets as well. You see, for the waterbed, I bought only flat sheets, they work much better than waterbed fitted sheets.
On a slightly happier note, my new landlord felt bad that I have to go out and buy a new bed. He agreed to let me bring Smokey & Demi to the new place until I can find homes for them. I still need homes for two kitties!!!! Both cats are extremely affectionate and love anyone that gives them food or plays with them.
Smokey
Spayed female, age 13/14?, tortoise shell/tiger cross, double paws in front, likes to have her belly rubbed, always hungry and very talkative.
Demitasse (aka Demi)
Spayed female, age 9/10?, grey/white/orange calico, very affectionate, likes to sleep on top of someone,
loves having her ears scratched.
Monday, July 21, 2003
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
What's Yer Inner Pirate?
brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!
Pete :)
While Pete was recording on saturday, I went to visit my parents to pick up a small water pump for my waterbed and empty boxes! I visited with my parents then drove to Darryl & Debbies (brother and sister-in-law) to get more empty boxes. Now I need to bring everything inside and FILL those boxes! Needless to say, I did no packing this weekend :)
We went for a drive in the country sunday afternoon and Pete played the demo CD from saturday's recording session. It sounds great!!! I can't wait to hear the final mixes for the CD.
Wednesday, July 16, 2003
I’m moving – again! Yes, folks I’m moving to a smaller and less expensive apartment not far from my current location. It’s a ranch-style duplex with work-in kitchen, dining room, living room, 2 bedrooms, ½ cellar and washer/dryer hookups. God, how I’ve missed my washer & dryer these last two years!!! This afternoon, I arranged for the movers to be here on July 28th and will be in the new place that night.
On a very sad note, I can’t take my kitties with me L If anyone you know, would like one or all three cats, let me know!!! I need to find good homes for them before I move. All 3 cats are indoor cats, females, spayed and have had their shots. Smokey & Demitasse are very friendly and cuddly to anyone that feeds them and/or scratches ears and rubs tummies. Binky is also very affectionate but she’s afraid of strangers and hides from them. She does come out of hiding when she feels “safe” around the person but it would take a couple of days for her to feel safe.
Monday, July 14, 2003
Famingos
While at the party several people asked how I became obsessed with Pink Flamingos. Several years back people in the "elite" cruising groups kept insisting Carnival cruisers are nothing more than "trailer trash". Carnival being the KMart of cruise lines. Well, I and many cruising friends, are big Carnival fans so we made light of it as well. I don't mean to offend anyone but pink flamingos are to many of us, one tackiest lawn ornaments around. A good friend, Arline, has swamp land for sale in FL where we hope to build our "Carnival Retirement Village" (CRV for short). I've already been promised statues of St. Patrick at all CRV entrances to keep away snakes (ewwww). Pink flamingos on every lawn will be mandatory. The high ground will cost more and have the greenest lawn, simply because it will be over the septic system. I'm certain you all get the idea of what the vision is for the CRV. That's where my obsession started.
Now to understand WHY I happen to own 4 pink flamingo beanie babies and one lawn ornament, you'll need to go to my web page. I purchased none of these flamingos. The beanies were all given to my by cruising friends!! The lawn ornament came from a co-worker at Internation Paper.
Friday, July 11, 2003
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KARL!!!
Wednesday, July 09, 2003
So, what would YOU doo with that kind of money?!?!?!