Comment of the day:

One of the Operations Managers was leaning over my cubicle wall, speaking with another co-worker on the other side. As I turned my chair, I discovered there was a butt in my face and couldn't resist the comment.

"Mike if you're going to put your butt in my face, atleast give me a butt to look at!"

Mike rarely misses a comeback opportunity. However, he was laughing too hard to tell me "It's not the size that matters!"